19 November 2009

Brits - watch your jobs, the Poles are coming back

British workers need to watch out for their jobs once again - it has been revealed that the Poles are coming back.

The last influx of Poles saw factories "laying off" local, British people and replacing them with Poles. British people were classed as "idle, workshy layabouts and scroungers" (something which would probably be illegal if applied to other groups - the applying of stereotypes to a race or nationality!)

British people were also overlooked with regards to job vacancies - if a Pole applied they would be the one recruited. Students came home from university for the holidays to find that the jobs they had done for a year or more had now been filled by the obligatory Pole and they were unable to find work in their home towns.

With unemployment rising, and job vacancies falling, this is a bad time to be out of work if you're British, and it's about to get a whole lot worse.